The Shyster

Posted by on June 23, 2008 at 7:00 am.

Dog-and-BabyNine months have come and gone in the blink of an eye. Our brand new addition has become one big, sturdy, rolly-polly bundle of sweetness. She seems to come up with some new antics that keep the grownups around her entertained and enthralled.

Recently, the little baby learned how to make smooching noises, not unlike the noise of kisses. She has learned that making these noises makes the silly big humans pick her up and cuddle and fuss over her.

A few weeks ago I succumbed to a con worthy of any 3 card Monty, or shell game shyster, on a seedy Las Vegas street corner. Needing both my hands free to do a chore I set my daughter down on the carpet surrounded by her toys. As I walked away she let me know in no nonsense screeching that she did not approve. I kept walking away, knowing it would stop eventually. Sure enough, it did. What I did not expect was the staccato of kissy sounds that broke the silence. I turned around, let out a sigh, and shuffled back to pick her up. I did the rest of the chores one handed…..a beaten man.

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