Conversations in the car I

Nov 15th, 2007 | By Chuck | Category: Humor Central, Pointless Posts

On the way home after eating too much pizza. The 16 month old is asleep and the 3 year old is eavesdropping.

Dad: I’ve got heartburn, should’ve brought the TUMS.

Girl: What did daddy say?

Mom: He said his stomach hurts

Dad: I didn’t say my stomach hurt. It doesn’t. I have heartburn.

Girl: What did daddy say?

Mom: He said his heart hurts (laughing)

Dad: My heart doesn’t hurt. It’s the place between my heart and stomach.

Girl: I have God in my stomach

… silence

Mom: No sweetie, you have God in your heart

Girl: Is God an angel?

Dad: Good question!

Mom: No, God isn’t an angel

Girl: Where do angels belong?

Dad: Another good question!

Mom: Angels belong in heaven sweetie, with God.

Girl: Angel’s belong in heaven AND in the snow?

Dad: (laughing)

Mom: Well, yes angels belong in the snow if they are snow angels.

… silence

Mom: Life is confusing isn’t it?

Girl: Yes, confusing.




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9 Comments»

Comment by Secret Agent Mama
November 15, 2007 at 10:20 am

I love these types of conversations!!

 
Comment by Avery
November 15, 2007 at 8:15 pm

Nothing like these kinds of talks with our kids to make us contemplate the great mysteries of the world. Your little girl is very clever!

 
Comment by Karen C.
November 15, 2007 at 10:08 pm

Wow, that sounds just like some of the conversations we’ve had before!! I love the “snow angels” thing…so cute!!

 
Comment by Chuck
November 15, 2007 at 10:17 pm

Hi Secret Agent Mama, Avery and Karen! Thanks for commenting. Yep, these types of conversations happen on a pretty regular basis, as I’m sure they do, or did, in your household. The problem is our three year old is so articulate its difficult to argue with her, or make a correction. If only she weren’t so darn cute!

 
Comment by melissa
November 16, 2007 at 9:21 am

it’s amazing how conversations flow when kids are involved. it’s so much fun!
have a good one. take care!

 
Comment by BusyDad
November 16, 2007 at 7:25 pm

I would just love to get back into my own head at that age and experience the world from that perspective. The world must be a pretty strange place with God poking around in your stomach, angels hiding in the snow and hearts burning from pizza.

 
Comment by MommySpeak
November 17, 2007 at 2:48 pm

I love it! Kids are so precious and sweet. They really make you remember the important things.

 
November 18, 2007 at 1:40 pm

It confuses me, too! She’s smart, that one!

 
Comment by Joe
November 19, 2007 at 3:41 am

It never ceases to amaze me how dumb kids are…I mean snow angels–they aren’t real angels. You handled it pretty well though, but I think you should of been all like, “Everytime you make a snow angel, a real angel dies.” That would of really nipped all that snow angel talk in the bud. ;)

 
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